DO YOU SUFFER FROM T.D.D. (The Dirty Diaper Syndrome) —aka Stuck in Your Own S#!T – By Tsgoyna Tanzman

On the occasion I lay down on the couch to watch T.V., it isn’t long before I am slumped, crumpled into a tight ball, deep asleep, with a little drool slipping from the corner of my mouth. I go down hard and fast.  Then suddenly I’m startled awake. I am cramped and stiff. I know I should get up. I know I’d feel better if I took off my clothes, my makeup, brushed my teeth and slipped under the covers of my comfortable bed, yet moving seems worse. I am inert unable to move. Stuck. STUCKNESS masquerades in a variety of disguises and can start early. I used to babysit a little boy who’d poop in his diaper, but refuse to be changed. He’d cry at the stinging messy feel, but he was so uncertain about “changing” that staying in his dirty diaper seemed better. Truth is we can get… Continue reading